Why is Monster Kitty in this Blog?

Everyone needs a reason to get up five times a night to put together warm bottles of milk; to go through the day for weeks at a time in the extremities of sleep deprivation; to have something warm and cuddly to hold and cherish in the quiet of an empty house.

Monster Kitty fills all those needs and more. He is entertainment, distraction, activity, and even – on rare occasions – cuddly. He fills the house with a presence far larger than himself, picks fights with the other cat and the dog, and even attacks me, like Cato in the Pink Panther series. 

Monster Kitty – The Definition

What is it that:

  • starts out tiny enough to fit into the palm of your hand, and gains a pound a month for the first year
  • can climb a jean-clad leg in the wink of an eye (which was really cute when it weighted 3 ounces, but at around 6 lbs becomes a little less funny)
  • eats at least it’s first five ‘real’ meals with its entire body (thereafter requiring a full bath which results in multiple scratches for the owner);
  • attacks your feet every time you walk through the door, almost invariably causing you to spill something;
  • prefers sleeping in the bathroom sink or on your chest to its expensive and specially designed cozy bed, and
  • has maniacal bouts of hyperactivity at 2:00 am and again at 4:00 am, during which it runs up and down your body in bed, leaps on your deaf dog causing her to bark, and attacks the older cat provoking hissing and howling fits?
  • It can only be Monster Kitty.

    On the positive side, he provides literally hours of entertainment each and every day. Which brings me to the purpose of this page. This is a fun page, strictly for entertainment, and will mostly consist of timeline videos of ….. you guessed it:  MONSTER KITTY!

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